Sunday, June 24, 2007
3:58 PM
Papa...

Dad - crazy old man
Mui tao - Jane
Amy - my sister
Mum - by far the most sane person in the whole family but occasionally likes to crack cold jokes

And so one lazy afternoon (15 minutes ago to be exact), I was relaxing on the oto massage chair and reading my chem notes when my dad came out of the toilet.

Dad (Clapped hands once): Yes, Mui Tao is heavier than me now.
Me: What?
Dad: How heavy are you, I'm 70kg now.
Me: I'm not going to tell you.
Dad: If you're not telling me then you're 74kg. That's right! You're 74kg.

(Dad walked over to the doorway, looked out into the garden and slapped his butt with his 2 hands)

Dad (Singing): Amyyyy, amy is as heavy as meeee~
Mum: So you're saying amy is a fat woman?
Me: SO EVERYBODY'S CALLING ME A FAT WOMAN???
Dad (Turns around): Correct, correct! You're 100% correct! (sings) Mui Tao is a fat womannn~

Lovely family :)

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